“Jake The Assh-le” Is An Assh-le

Jake Gibson, aka, the Flat Earth Asshole, aka Jake The Asshole, also known as “hey, asshole!” is clamoring for attention.

He was begging people to cough on him.

Why do this?

  • Because he wanted to make a point that Covid19 is not contagious
  • Because his immune system, bolstered by raw eggs and raw meat, has rendered him impervious

All Gas No Brakes covered his antics. That should tell us something…

Is he an agent provocateur or just view-hungry?

  • Will this “cough on me stunt” affect his ability to acquire work as a lounge singer in retirement homes in the post-Quarantine future?

Tim Ozman

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