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1. MSM SNITCHING ON WORKERS WITHOUT MASKS AT HOME DEPOT AS MIKE PENCE GOES MASKLESS IN HOSPITALS

2. REOPEN NC PROTESTERS ARRESTED

3. PERSONAL DATA OF 900+ COVID-SNITCHES RELEASED!

5. TWERKING NURSES, NAKED DOCTORS, AND EMPTY HOSPITALS

6. THE COMING BACON RUSH

7. COVID19 DEATH TOLLS ARE MAKE-BELIEVE

9. BEACHES MORE POPULAR THAN PROTESTS

10. CHINA IMPLEMENTS SOCIAL DISTANCING HATS FOR STUDENTS

11. MEDIA FORESHADOWING COVID19 PANDEMIC

12. WHERE ARE THE OBITUARIES? NOBODY KNOWS ANY COVID PATIENTS?

13. FAHRENHEIT 451 — TIME TO STOP PRINTING?